Below
is
a
short
non-exhaustive
list
of
medications
your
doctor
may
have
not
prescribed
for
your
OCD.
Consult
with
your
physician
before
trying
any
of
these.
Alcohol
Discovered
by
ancient
Egyptians
when
the
pharaoh's
embalming
fluid
fermented.
Potential
Benefits:
feeling
a
lot
sexier
than
you
really
are;
thinking
you're
rebellious
and
throwing
off
the
shackles
of
your
upbringing;
able
to
sleep
almost
anywhere.
Potential
Side
Effects:
thinking
other
people
are
a
lot
sexier
than
they
really
are;
turning
every
game
into
an
excuse
to
get
naked
(strip
poker,
strip
mahjong,
strip
Wii
bowling);
unflattering
pictures/video
of
aforementioned
games
on
the
internet.
Sex
Discovered
by
your
mom.
Potential
Benefits:
can
get
you
to
sleep
even
faster
than
alcohol;
having
more
sexual
partners
than
your
friends
and
therefore
being
more
attractive
than
them;
the
fleeting
feeling
of
validation
you've
been
craving
ever
since
your
father
walked
out
on
your
family.
Potential
Side
Effects:
laundry
that
you
absolutely
can
not
take
to
the
dry
cleaners;
having
more
sexual
partners
than
your
friends
and
therefore
being
"the
slut"
in
your
group;
making
awkward
chitchat
afterwards
with
someone
you
now
have
no
interest
in.
Illicit
Drugs
Depending
on
your
political
beliefs,
discovered
by
hippies
or
by
the
CIA.
Potential
Benefits:
you'll
have
something
in
common
with
all
the
coolest
celebrities;
you
can
dance
to
absolutely
any
song
(even
if
there
isn't
any
music
playing!);
massive
weight
loss.
Potential
Side
Effects:
you'll
have
something
in
common
with
all
the
washed-up
loser
celebrities
who
you
now
see
on
reality
programs
with
really
bad
face-lifts;
you
won't
be
able
to
say
anything
even
remotely
of
interest
to
anyone
sober;
massive
death.
Eating
Discovered
by
fat
people.
Potential
Benefits:
the
more
you
eat
the
more
likely
you'll
be
able
to
wait
out
any
disruption
in
the
food
supply;
eating
hard
substances
can
make
your
teeth
nice
and
sharp;
food
equals
love.
Potential
Side
Effects:
the
more
you
eat
the
more
likely
you'll
accidentally
knock
things
over
with
your
enormous
ass;
eating
hard
substances
can
puncture
your
cheek
and
lead
to
a
terrible
infection;
food
equals
no
sex.
Note:
The
above
substances
have
not
been
evaluated
and/or
approved
by
the
FDA.
Handle
with
caution.
