Three
men
were
sitting
together
bragging
about
how
they
had
Given
their
new
wives
duties.
Terry
had
married
a
woman
from
Pennsylvania
,
and
bragged
that
he
had
told
his
wife
she
needed
to
do
all
the
dishes
and
housework.
He
said
that
it
took
a
couple
days
but
on
the
third
day
he
came
home
to
a
clean
house
and
the
dishes
were
all
washed
and
put
away.
Jimmie
had
married
a
woman
from
Ohio
..
He
bragged
that
he
had
given
his
wife
orders
that
she
was
to
do
all
the
cleaning,
dishes,
and
the
cooking.
He
told
them
that
the
first
day
he
didn't
see
any
results,
but
The
next
day
it
was
better.
By
the
third
day,
his
house
was
clean,
the
dishes
were
done,
and
he
had
a
huge
dinner
on
the
table.
The
third
man
had
married
a
Michigan
girl.
He
boasted
that
he
told
her
that
her
duties
were
to
keep
the
house
cleaned,
dishes
washed,
laundry
and
ironing
twice
a
week,
lawns
mowed,
windows
cleaned
and
hot
meals
on
the
table
for
every
meal.
He
said
the
first
day
he
didn't
see
anything,
the
second
day
he
didn't
see
anything,
but
by
the
third
day
most
of
the
swelling
had
gone
down
and
he
could
see
a
little
out
of
his
left
eye,
just
enough
to
fix
himself
a
bite
to
eat,
load
the
dishwasher,
and
call
a
handyman.
