Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

As I sit down to write this paragraph, I wonder who exactly is bored enough to read things like these. Honestly. Go for a walk in the park. Sit among the beautiful saplings and admire females or watch trash fly in the path of unsuspecting roller-bladers. Dandle your younger sibling on your knee. If you do not have a younger sibling, borrow someone else's, or dandle a dog instead. If your dog does not take to being dandled, simply sit back and revel in the hilarity of an ameteur skateboarder veering into a clump of holly bushes.

If you are still reading this, which is doubtful at best, then put on your best concentration face and read on, for I am about to discuss the wonderful, exotic, zany, and, yes, modest person I am.

I'm South African. I speak like a Brit. I'm short, skinny, and my hair looks like it's just come out of a tumble dryer (it's actually true. I wear a toupe). I also think I'm funny.

The end.

Long walks on the beach, Candlelit dinners, movies, good quality British Indie music, University food, Applebees, misanthropy, Margaret Thatcher.

Kaiser Chiefs, Feeder, The Green, Editors, Arctic Monkeys, Supergrass, Stereophonics, Hard-Fi, Foo Fighters, Snow Patrol, Modest Mouse, Mozart's Ashes, Amateur Transplants, The Subways, Razorlight, Radiohead, The Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, MGMT, Infected Mushroom, The Dead '60's, Bo Burnham, Interpol, We are Scientists, The National, The Pigeon Detectives, The Raconteurs, The Shins, Shaimus, Scouting for Girls, The Rakes, The Cinematics, The Futureheads, Parva, Pull Tiger Tail, The Enemy, Alterkicks, British Sea Power, Dirty Pretty Things, The Horrors, The Royal We, These New Puritans, The Wombats, The Verve, Talk Taxis, The Rifles, and many others

The entire Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, The Gun Seller (Hugh Laurie), An occasional Dean Koontz, John Grisham, Novelization of Jaws IV, Novelization of The Color of Friendship .

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