husband, tree, helicopters and a damn parrot
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By:
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BubbiesMom
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Mood:
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Tired
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Date:
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Nov 29, 2008
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Music:
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None
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I
have
been
on
the
go
for
weeks.
Non-stop,
always
moving.
I
planned
and
cooked
the
perfect
Thanksgiving
meal
for
11
people.
I
shampooed
the
carpets
and
cleaned
the
house
within
an
inch
of
its
life.
And
of
course
there
is
Black
Friday.
My
favorite
day
of
the
year. I
asked
Kevin
to
drop
me
off
at
Target
so
I
could
shop
w/o
Scott.
I
bought
a
Fur
Real
Friends
talking
McCaw,
a
Twin
Thunder
airhog
helicopter
for
Kevin,
a
few
movies,
clothes
and
a
smaller
helicopter
for
Scott.
I'm
standing
in
the
checkout
when
I
hear
my
son
yell,
"HI
MOMMY!"
I
turn
around
to
see
the
two
of
them
standing
there.
Kevin
asks,
"Why
are
you
mad
at
me?"
Well
gee
whiz,
I
wonder! I
checkout,
get
in
the
car.
Damn
parrot
won't
shut
up.
The
whole
way
home
it
said,
"Hello!"
Scott
is
begging
to
hold
it.
Kevin
can't
shut
up
about
his
new
helicopter.
Why
bother
wrapping
anything!
So
I
just
tell
them
both
to
go
play. I
swear
to
you,
not
an
hour
after
getting
home
Scott
comes
into
the
living
room
and
tells
me,
"Daddy
stuck
tree".
HUH?
Scott
just
keeps
repeating
it.
I
finish
doing
what
I
was
doing
and
follow
my
son
out
back.
There
I
find
my
husband
stuck
in
the
tree.
Ok,
I
am
trying
not
to
laugh.
A
200
pound
man
in
an
Oak
tree
trying
to
get
the
toy
helicopter
he
got
stuck,
well
that
is
just
some
seriously
funny
stuff.
I
get
the
ladder. By
11pm
both
helicopters
were
broken.
I
hide
the
damn
parrot's
remote
from
both
of
them
because
they
wouldn't
stop
making
it
pass
gas.
45
phrases
and
they
only
play
a
farting
sound.
After
hearing
it
1000
times
I
couldn't
take
it
anymore.
I
waited
till
Kevin
gave
Scott
a
bath
and
hide
it. Oh
yeah,
it's
my
birthday.
I
can't
believe
I
am
36.
I
don't
feel
36.
Lord
please
let
Kevin
redeem
himself
today! I
still
can't
believe
I
had
to
rescue
my
husband
from
a
tree.
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